‘The Last Song’ Actress Kelly Preston

Wednesday, March 31 by

Kelly Preston, a.k.a. Mrs. Jon Travolta, first caught my attention when she was banging Tom Cruise‘s brains out against a bookcase in Jerry Maguire. Then later she clocked him smack in the mouth and my heart went aflutter. Is a Scientologist allowed to strike another Scientologist, even if it’s make-believe? On second thought, I guess make-believe is a huge part of their beliefs.

A word from Kelly: “I got caught playing doctor in my grandma’s garage, but, you know, it was very minor, just like sticking things in the heinie.”

What was minor to you could have been a turning point in your patient’s life.

Check out more pics of Dr. Preston after the jump.

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