That’s a mighty fine pokin’ stick you got yourself there, Mr. Airbender.
Oh sorry, it’s called M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender. My whoopsie on purpose. The trailer for The Happening director’s latest film has been released, and damn if it doesn’t look like Night is trying to make us forget he directed The Happening. I’ve never seen the Airbender cartoons on Nickelodeon because I haven’t watched Nick since I discovered my penis, but word is they’re pretty bad ass.
My excitement toward this film has been minimal to nonexistent and the trailer doesn’t do much to perk up my nipples — except maybe for the constant chilly drafts of wind in it. This Airbender guy is worse than sitting next to the door in a busy coffee shop! Am I right or am I right or am I right?! The action looks aight, but I’m kind of getting used to seeing Krakens in my trailers, and the absence of one gives me the frownies.
Check out the trailer after the jump and let me know your thoughts. Will this movie vanish from theaters like a fart in the wind?