The Hobbit plans to begin shooting in March, if God allows it. So far forces beyond our control have plagued the production with financial troubles, directorial chaos, boycotts, fires, and most recently, a hole in Peter Jackson's jolly belly. But for seriously, cameras are scheduled to begin rolling March 21. Unless frogs rain down on New Zealand. Peter Jackson chimed in on the news, saying, "Despite some delays we are fully back on track and very excited to get started." He then chugged a bottle of Pepto Bismol and prayed for the strength to get through another Tolkien production. (/Film)