I enjoyed The Hangover just as much as the next guy, but Crash it is not. I kid, I kid. But seriously, a high concept comedy winning a nomination for best picture? I can see that dumb biatch holding a globe that is golden taking The Hangover up on its offer, but Oscar ain’t gonna have none of that sillyiness at his ceremony. The Hollywood Foreign Press practically thrives off of fat, bearded men carrying babies in Bjorns. If you want Oscar to recognize the material, either the fat, bearded man or the baby has to be retarded, and not fully, mind you.
Good luck, The Hangover. I hope you find what you’re looking for. Keep in mind though, there’s only one thing that makes The Hollywood Foreign Press cream harder than fat, bearded men, and that’s glitzy, glamorous musicals. The cast of Nine is going to tap dance all over your ass. (via FirstShowing)