‘The Expendables 2′ Poster Features All Your Favorite Tough Old Guys

Monday, November 21 by
Somewhere, somebody is getting this tattooed on them. 

The poster for The Expendables 2 (or EX2, as non-noobs call it) is here. Drink in its magnificence. It is your only chance in the modern day to see a poster featuring either Jean Claude Van Damme or Chuck Norris that isn’t completely ridiculous and straight-to-DVD. In the image, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Norris, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, some chick, Van Damme, and Terry Crews form the popular “totem pole” tactical position. It’s a very effective psosition when your enemies are on ladders.

This movie is going to do gangbusters in Germany.

(via Jo Blo)