The Bus Stop Turned Me Into A Porn Star

Wednesday, October 15 by

Looks like the intended controversy about Zack and Miri is starting to wind up. Ads have been pulled from Fox Sports during broadcasts of the Dodgers. Apparently there have been complaints from concerned parents about how to explain what a Porno is to their children.

Let me help you. A Porno is a movie where one adult (usually a mother with ample bosom) needs something delivered to or fixed at her house by a younger male(s). The two (or three, or nine) engage in non-reproductive sexual intercourse of varying athleticism and types, depending on the budget and ethnic background of the actors. Scenes end with the expulsion of semen by the male actor(s) often near the face or chest area of the female actor(s). 

Diane Levin, an education professor specializing in child development at Boston’s Wheelock College, said the posters at city bus stops send a message to children that working in the porn industry is an acceptable occupation.

Being a porn star is a perfectly legitimate career. Yes, there are underpinnings of abuse, control, daddy issues—all those things. But a vast majority of the people that do it are professionals just like other professionals. They work hard, often under difficult situations (DVDA) to earn their living. I’ve met some pretty fucked up Dentists in my day, so enough with the moral outrage.

Star Pulse has the wad.
 

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