You know how there's going to be three sequels to Avatar? Well, there are. And in case you thought they would be wildly different stories focusing on a revolving cast of characters...


Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana, the stars of the original, will be coming back not one, but three times to reprise their roles as "human who becomes Avatar" and "Avatar who remains Avatar."

No other details are known at this time, except that Sam Worthington was last scene riding a Segway into a private jet broker's office, and Zoe Saldana is currently in talks with a contractor about filling an Olympic swimming pool with expensive hand cream.

Considering the films are all being shot at once, these guys stand to make a phenomenal amount of money for what probably won't be more than a year's work. And I'm talking about acting work, not digging ditches work.

Let the heavy-handed metaphors and preaching commence!