You know how there’s going to be three sequels to Avatar? Well, there are. And in case you thought they would be wildly different stories focusing on a revolving cast of characters…
No other details are known at this time, except that Sam Worthington was last scene riding a Segway into a private jet broker’s office, and Zoe Saldana is currently in talks with a contractor about filling an Olympic swimming pool with expensive hand cream.
Considering the films are all being shot at once, these guys stand to make a phenomenal amount of money for what probably won’t be more than a year’s work. And I’m talking about acting work, not digging ditches work.
Let the heavy-handed metaphors and preaching commence!