Is that Patti Stanger or Chewbacca? This question has plagued mankind ever since The Millionaire Matchmaker was unleashed onto the public three years ago. A recent poll showed that more than 40% of Americans are under the mistaken impression that the beloved Star Wars Wookiee has converted to Judaism and is hosting his own shitty dating show on Bravo. In order to clear up the confusion, we did some research, and discovered that with a little practice, it is possible to tell The Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger apart from Chewbacca. And if we can do it, so can you. Take the quiz below, and you'll be on your way....







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Fun Fact: Both Chewy and Patti prefer to eat raw meat.





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Fun Fact: Patti is only half Wookiee on her father's side.





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Fun Fact: Patti once had sex with Sy Snootles of the Max Rebo Band.





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Fun Fact: The Millionaire Matchmaker is a shitty show.





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Fun Fact: Patti once pulled a man's arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.





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Fun Fact: Unlike a Wookiee, Patti's fur is far from sanitary.





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