Superhero Movie Craze Now Officially Out-Of-Hand With ‘Flash Gordon’ Remake

Wednesday, April 23 by
I don't know if they'll ever be able to top the original costume.  

We’ve reached a dark nadir in filmmaking with news that the lamest superhero of them all (yes, I considered Aquaman), Flash Gordon, will be getting the ole’ reboot-arino treatment in the near future.

Fox will be running with the red, tight-wearing hero after a producer fought for a year to get the rights to remake it. A YEAR! To remake a Flash Gordon film that no one wants!

The only notable aspect of the 1980 version, aside from how terrible it was, was that Queen recorded the theme song, which is a terrible waste of Queen.

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