Stupid Rumors Round-Up: Streep, Murray, and the Smiths

Monday, February 8 by

Here we are again with a day full of speculation and little actual movie news. The headlines today are all about the Superbowl‘s crappy array of commercials, Drew Bree’s kid’s sweet headphones, and flimsy movie rumors. Luckily, Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey is here to round up those rumors like a stack of basket cats.

Bill Murray is a ghost – We’ve heard this rumor before but now Bill Murray confirmed that the only way he’ll return for Ghostbusters 3 is in ghost form. Though the interview is suspected to have taken place in October and we haven’t heard anything official about this movie since that time. Rule of thumb around here is to regard all Ghostbusters 3 news as rumors and lies. (Daily Mail)

Meryl Streep will fold Russell Brand‘s underwearRussell Brand is eager to remake Arthur and a British tabloid has reported that Meryl Streep is considering signing on to play his butler. Bear in mind this came from a British tabloid so it’s all lies. The British excel at sneakiness. Case in point, James Bond. (Daily Star)

A Brangelina-free Mr. & Mrs. Smith is on the way – This one isn’t as much a rumor as it is just stupid. Regency Enterprises is moving forward with a reboot of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. A reboot means cheaper talent, which means more money for the studio. Honestly, I can’t tell Angelina Jolie movies apart from one another anymore. But rebooting a film that’s relatively recent seems dangerous to me. Dangerous because it could lead to a Saw reboot. (NY Mag)

Here we are again with a day full of speculation and little actual movie news. The headlines today are all about the Superbowl‘s crappy array of commercials, Drew Bree’s kid’s sweet headphones, and flimsy movie rumors. Luckily, Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey is here to round up those rumors like a stack of basket cats.

Bill Murray is a ghost – We’ve heard this rumor before but now Bill Murray confirmed that the only way he’ll return for Ghostbusters 3 is in ghost form. Though the interview is suspected to have taken place in October and we haven’t heard anything official about this movie since that time. Rule of thumb around here is to regard all Ghostbusters 3 news as rumors and lies. (Daily Mail)

Meryl Streep will fold Russell Brand’s underwearRussell Brand is eager to remake Arthur and a British tabloid has reported that Meryl Streep is considering signing on to play his butler. Bear in mind this came from a British tabloid so it’s all lies. The British excel at sneakiness. Case in point, James Bond. (Daily Star)

A Brangelina-free Mr. & Mrs. Smith is on the way – This one isn’t as much a rumor as it is just stupid. Regency Enterprises is moving forward with a reboot of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. A reboot means cheaper talent which means more money for the studio. Honestly, I can’t tell Angelina Jolie movies apart from one another anymore. But rebooting a film that’s relatively recent seems dangerous to me. Dangerous because it could lead to a Saw reboot. (NY Mag)

 

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