Sure, you can say "I... am... Batman" in your growliest voice. You can buy a Batman Halloween costume and chase Joker cosplayers at Comic-Con until security guards lock you up in nerd jail. Let's face it, though -- you're not really Batman unless you own the Batmobile. If you've got half-a-million dollars, it could be yours today!

Now on eBay, it's one of the authentic Batmobiles from Tim Burton's Batman Returns. You'll fight evil, missile-loaded penguins in style with this sleek little number. And yes, it's a fully functioning vehicle you can drive around Gotham. Here's the auctioneer with all the Bat-deets:
This car runs and drives great and has upgraded Fuel Injection, and 8 gallon Harwood Fuel Cell, Monroe Air Shocks, Mickey Thompson Indy Profile L-60X15 Front and Sportsman 33X19.50 15LT Rear Tires with the famous BATMAN Hubs.

Both the front AND rear of the car have full hydrolics, making it very easy to load and unload from it's NEW 2010 Custom trailer (included with your Batmobile).

Auction ends tomorrow at 6 pm PST, with the current high bid at $310,800. If the reserve of $500K is not met, the Batmobile will be auctioned off on live TV.

Listen, you work hard, so why not treat yourself to one lousy Batmobile? You don't want to see it end up in The Riddler's hands, do you? (Cinema Blend)

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