‘Star Wars Episode VII’ Gets A Release Date

Thursday, November 7 by
"Go see a Star War." 

The hard part is over. Now the producers and Disney just need to: Decide the plot, rewrite the script, recast the actors, film it, decide on a global marketing strategy, implement that strategy, and they’re all done.

So there’s plenty left to do before DECEMBER 18, 2015 IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD!

What?!?!? CHRISTMAS-TIME RELEASE.

That’s a pretty sick release date, Disney. Well done.

Of course, such a great release date doesn’t come without a cost. In this instance, that cost would be grave concern by producers that they won’t be able to complete the film by then.

Oh well. No one will really care what happens in the film, so long as IT’S DELIVERED ON DECEMBER 18, 2015.

 

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