If you're a man of Sylvester Stallone's stature, you enjoy the finest things that life has to offer. Fast cars, tall women, Ed Hardy clothing, arms so veiny they look like horse c*cks, and expensive ink pens as it turns out.

For years, Stallone has used only Montegrappa writing instruments to sign his film contracts. Now, he's just signed on as the public face of Italian ink pen manufacturer Montegrappa. Not only that, but he'll also give creative input and feedback to a new line of pens the company is launching. Sounds good? I can see him endorsing boxing equipment or bandanas, but I'd think you'd want a writer or mogul to endorse your line of pens. Sure, Sly scripted Rocky, but he also decided what characters said in Driven. (IMDb)