February 10, 2012. That is the day you need to mark on your calendars, because if you don't gouge your eyes out before that date, you might accidentally see Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace in 3D. Yikes. I thought we had put this all behind us, didn't you? I haven't thought of the squeaky voiced, poorly rendered Jar-Jar Binks in years. I had worked through all of my confusing and conflicting emotions about all three prequels until now. Now it's all coming back to me like so many repressed memories of yore. Look, I don't know what else to say. George Lucas is bringing the movie that no one wanted or enjoyed in 1999 back to theaters in the third dimension. I guess the pod racing stuff will look cool? You know what? Don't talk to me about this. If you need me, I'll be hiding under the bed like Liam Neeson's daughter in Taken, praying that the bad men abduct me and make me watch this movie ever again. (Deadline)