Some Little Jerk in The Running for ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot

Thursday, February 4 by

Let me preface this post by saying I disapprove of the Spider-man Reboot in general. With that said, little idiot Logan Lerman told Access Hollywood that he’s in early talks to play Peter Parker in Marc Webb‘s jerktastic reboot of the Spider-Man franchise. Says Lerman:

“It’s just, you know, conversations are starting. It’s a long process with the dumbass studio and the jerkball producers and everything. But it’s definitely a project that I’m really interested in, of course.  I’d love to focus on the sh*thead element a little bit more. It’d be such a fun experience.”

However, the Hollywood Reporter says that the little snot and Percy Jackson star is just one of the dickwads with whom the sh*t-for-brains studio is meeting. Says a spokesman for the studio:

“No offers have been made, nor have any business discussions been made with that fartknocker.”

When asked for comment, a Spider-Man fan on the street (me) responded with a prolonged fart sound.

So there you have it. The first official hat in the ring for the coveted role of Peter Parker. We’ll keep you posted as more stupid buttheads are announced. (THR)

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