Shrek and Chronicles of Narnia director Andrew Adamson is heading back to the world of animation. For his next project, Adamson is bringing the comic Beasts Of Burden to the big screen. The story is set in the community of Burden Hill, and follows a gang of dogs and one cat who team up to protect their owners when supernatural events begin to occur. Not like those dogs in Super 8 who decided to get the fuck out of dodge when the alien arrived. Buncha pussies.

But let's get serious for a moment. Gang of dogs? They have those?? Can I join?? Seriously, just tell me what part of me I'll need to lick as part of the initiation and I'll start practicing now. (THR)