Step Up 4 has a new director. Commercial and music video director Scott Speer will step into the sparkly Air Jordan's vacated by choreographer Wade Robson when he dropped out of the picture for personal reasons. Thus, Speer is now a c*nt-hair away from directing a Justin Bieber movie on the evolutionary scale of film.

Produced by Who Cares and written by Ha Ha, Step Up 4 tells the tale of an inner-city youth who finds the courage to overcome an abusive home life by joining the school's debate team. Just kidding. It's a bunch of 25-year olds pretending to be dancing teens. And there will probably be a scene with sprinklers. Pretty lazy title though in comparison to the rest of the series. What exactly are these dancers stepping up 4? (Deadline)