Scarlett Johansson To Play Slutty, Killer Alien In ‘Under The Skin’

Wednesday, November 3 by

Seems like she’s on every director’s wishlist lately, but esteemed projects like The Great Gatsby will have to step off. THR reports Scarlett Johansson is remaking Species. Essentially. It’s a project called Under The Skin, directed by Sexy Beast‘s Jonathan Glazer.

In the film, Johansson will play an alien disguised as the perfect woman. She hangs out in remote and desolate areas where she can easily ensnare human prey with her sexual wiles. Because hot women always hang out in the desert and that parking lot behind the plastics plant where those kids do donuts. Over time she gets all turned on and decides to stop eating people but continues to still be slutty. Let me just say this: GREEN LIGHT.

I’m paraphrasing, of course, and the film will be more complex than that. I believe the moral takeaway will be that, no matter how attractive something may seem, looks can be deceiving. For instance, this puppy/bunny hybrid may appear sweet and cute and smily, but trust me. That little f*cker does not respect the concept of wee-wee pads.

 

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COMMENTS

  1. November 3, 2010 2:34 pm

    Luis

    Slutty, Killer Alien? Hmm just my type!!