And the winners are...

The glue wasn't enough, he had to play a Linkin Park CD too?!?! DAMN YOU JIGSAW!!! DAMN YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

Why do I get myself in these situations after a Chicago Bears loss!

I should have turned down this role when I had the chance!!

Thanks to everyone who entered. You really found a way to put awful words in Chester Bennington's mouth.

Pick up Saw: The Final Chapter today.