Adam Sandler and Kevin James may have figured out which vehicle James will take nutshots in next. Sony just picked up a pitch from actor/comedian/writer/talking cat Nick Bakay for Valet Guys. If Sandler and James sign on, they’ll play two valet parking guys at a South Beach hotel forced to go on the run after witnessing a murder.
Before Chuck and Larry pronounce their involvement, however, a few things must fall into place. Dennis Dugan must sign on to direct. The script must contain jokes where James has trouble getting out of a low-to-the-ground sports car. And Rob Schneider must be allowed to show up everyday around crew meal. And he’s allowed seconds. (Deadline)