Samuel L. Jackson: Where Are The Tits?

Wednesday, September 3 by

It’s always good fun when an actor has a moment of clarity and realizes that sometimes the movie world that they live in is not…um…real. In this case, Samuel L. Jackson, a man known for chaining Christina Ricci to a space heater while playing electric guitar in a power outage is calling out Lakeview Terrace for its lack of full frontal.

 

I love that Sam L. basically speaks the same way in an interview that he speaks in any movie he has ever been in. This is what he had to say about the funbag lackage:

“It is a bachelor party, and we have three strippers at the party. But it is a PG movie, so there aren’t any titties! We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off. “How does that work? I’m like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. “You can’t just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don’t fucking think so!”

Yeah, I don’t think so either. Why do you need a scene with strippers if they arent going to be naked? That’s the point of strippers. Their sole purpose on this planet is to get naked in front of dudes. Don’t take that away from them, don’t you DARE take that away from them. How else are they going to pay for med school?

From Showbizspy.
 

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