Why does this exist?
It really seems like the casting for The First Avenger: Captain America is going poorly. The bland shortlist comprised of Chris Evans, Garrett Hedlund, Mike Vogel, and Wilson Bethel has reportedly grown longer and more bland. Today there’s word that MacGruber‘s Ryan Phillippe is in the running for the role. Considering Phillippe is 35 years old, he’s easily a decade older than the other applicants. It would be a stretch to cast him as a young Steve Rogers, even with his boyish good looks and pouty lips. **splashes face with water, snaps out of it and cancels GQ subscription**
Look, I understand that Captain America should be American, but all of our guys suck. In the interest of never having to write about this subject again, can we please just cast an Australian? Or if that won’t work, how about a Canadian? That could be a workable solution as long as their eyes aren’t too close together. (HitFix)