Russian Flight Attendants in Bikinis. That Is All.
The last time I flew, my stewardess, oh sorry feminists, my FLIGHT ATTENDANT looked more weathered than the plane's upholstery. From now on, I'll only fly Abna Nova, where the help has soapy suds in its various crevices. Guaranteed lift off.
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