And you thought it was scary when it was homicidal maniac Michael Myers. (Crushable)

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Celebrity Karaoke (Moviefone)

Man Invites Strangers to Sit On Face to Achieve World Peace (Asylum)

Slutty Star Wars Halloween Costumes (Ranker)

Moral of the Story: Don't Wear Sandals (HolyTaco)

John Milius Explains Apocalypse Now, His Hatred of Hippies (FilmDrunk)

Hottest Animal Lovers (Maxim)

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day: Limersa (BarstoolSports)

Biker Crashes Headfirst into Wall (EgoTV)

The Pajiba Power Rankings (Pajiba)

Pokeman is a Young Man's Game (Unreality)

Some Spelling Lessons from the Wisconsin Badgers' Fans (TotalProSports)

18 Failed Celebrity Albums (Smosh)

Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman Poses for Maxim (BroBible)

Miley Cyrus Gives Angry, Hate-Filled Speech (CelebJihad)

Martin Kampmann Thinks Jake Shields is a Boring Fighter (CagePotato)

President Obama to Appear on Mythbusters (PopEater)

Eva Longoria Rapping (TuVez)

Cowboys, Mountain Men, and Grizzly Bears (MadeMan)