Release Date Set for ‘Rise of the Apes’

Thursday, May 6 by

Variety reports FOX will release prequel Rise of the Apes on Jun 24, 2011, with Rupert Wyatt confirmed to direct. In a lie I just made up, he promised me he wouldn’t cast Marky Mark or Helena Bonham Carter in any of the roles. Oooo Burton burn.

Rise of the Apes is "an origins story set in present-day San Francisco. The film is a reality-based cautionary tale, where man’s own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy." When you play God with monkeys you get talking monkeys that can do math and read. Those skills alone make them superior to the average American!

Peter Jackson’s visual effects company WETA Digital will handle all of the effects on the film. They will render, for the first time ever in the film series, photo-realistic apes rather than costumed actors. Hmmmm, interesting (strokes sparse-haired chin). I hope they consider intermixing some practical effects as well. You really can’t beat the realism of the apes in Congo.

Stop playing God, Dylan Baker!!!

 

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