Pretty big weekend for Quvenzhané Wallis, the adorable 9-year old star of Beasts of the Southern Wild. Not only did she whiff out so hard by not winning an Oscar, but the youngest loser in Oscar history was also cast in the Will Smith/Jay-Z produced remake of Annie. She’ll replace the departing Willow Smith who decided to exit because she just wants to focus on being a kid. Saw that one coming. Nikki Finke has the corner nabbed on TOLDJA!, so I’m just going to go with our tried-and-true CALLED DAT SH*T!
In other Quvenzhané Wallis news, America’s Finest News Source, The Onion has issued an apology to the actress for a tasteless comment they made about her on Twitter during last night’s Oscars telecast. The post was deleted an hour after posting once editors at The Onion realized you can’t go around calling a 9-year old child the c-word unless they are fictional. Or if you are Kurt Sutter.