‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back

There goes my erection.  

And why shouldn’t they? Think of all the celebrities that have sprouted up since the original Punk’d went off the air way back in May of 2007! Ke$ha! Justin Bieber! Kris Humphries! Casey Anthony!

Hmm. That’s all I can think of. Wow. It’s been kind of a crappy stretch for new celebs, no?

Punk’d has never been the type of show that lets crappiness get in the way of anything, so MTV has announced that Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg, the show’s creators, will be producing a new run of Punk’d episodes. They haven’t announced who will be hosting the show; that announcement will come during MTV‘s New Year’s Eve spectacular, which is one more reason I won’t be tuning in to MTV’s New Year’s Eve spectacular.

Here’s my shortlist of possible hosts for the new iteration of the show:

• Nick Cannon
• Selena Gomez
• 7,000 other shitty celebrities I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire