Turns out that the Parents Television Council is, like, really mad for real about MTV’s remake of “Skins.” The buzzkills are pushing for a federal investigation into claims of child pornography law violations.
“In addition to the sexual content on the show involving cast members as young as 15, PTC counted 42 depictions and references to drugs and alcohol in the premiere episode,” the group wrote in a letter to the Department of Justice and the U.S. Senate and House Judiciary Committees. Don’t they know that the cool kids don’t keep track of how many beers they drank? Freshmen.
“It is clear that Viacom has knowingly produced material that may well be in violation of [several anti-child pornography laws].” Pornography laws? Oh, so sorry your Highnesses. I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill. Now if you’ll excuse me. I need to pull up my floorboards and find a better hiding place for this har drive. (THR)