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Here are your weekend links.

Spoilers for'Dexter' and'True Blood' (TVSquad)

Bottled Water Contains a Bunch of Bacteria (Asylum)

Kristen Stewart Apologizes for Rape Comments (PopEater)

Marmaduke' Recreated Using Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

How to Fight Goblins (HolyTaco)

Most Memorable Ray Liotta Moments (Unreality)

Kelly Brook in FHM (BroBible)

Bateman and Hoffman Kiss at the Lakers Game (TotalProSports)

Evolution of a Man's Pants (Maxim)

The Kimbo Killer to Make UFC Return Next Month (CagePotato)

Betty White Is The Universe's Last Hope (CelebJihad)

22 Most Uncomfortable Album Covers Ever (Smosh)

Owen Wilson Career Assessment (Pajiba)

Let's All Give Stephen Baldwin a Hand (Atom)

Denise Milani Interview (MadeMan)