Achilles' never knew the real reason the opposing forces retreated so quickly.

Cozy up with these weekend links.

Thanksgiving Bingo Card (HolyTaco)

Hilarious Attempt at World's Longest Basketball Shot (TotalProSports)

Douchebags with Duckfaces (TheChive)

View from the World's Tallest Building (SuperTremendous)

Best of the New Moon Mashups (FilmDrunk)

A Taste of Next Year's Horrible Horror Movies (Pajiba)

New Moon Panned By Critics (CelebJihad)

The Evolution of Microsoft Windows (Unreality)

Best Playboy Covers of the '90s (Asylum)

Alizee Paradis The Decade's Hottest College Athlete (BustedCoverage)

Hockey Celebration Doesn't End Well (RegretfulMorning)

'09 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Gallery (MadeMan)

Wreck of the Week: NASCAR with Friends (AllLeftTurns)

Girls Kicks Fat Bastard's Ass (NothingToxic)

What the Crap is New Moon? (Atom)