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Here are your weekend links.

James Gandolfini Calls Glenn Beck 'Satan' (TVSquad)

Tattoo Regrets (Asylum)

Jesse James Cries Like a Baby (PopEater)

The Lost Finale Drinking Game (HolyTaco)

MacGruber Disses Shrek Big Time (FilmDrunk)

Death Stars Are All Around Us (Unreality)

25 Hottest Cougars in Hollywood (BroBible)

Nike's World Cup Commercial Is Amazing (TotalProSports)

7 Superheroes Playing Other Superheroes (Maxim)

Alistair Overeem Passes His Drug Test (CagePotato)

Hulk Hogan Bikini Thong Pic (CelebJihad)

30 Things That Look Like Pacman (Smosh)

Cameron Diaz Career Assessment (Pajiba)

Workout Myths You Shouldn't Believe (MadeMan)