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Here are your weekend links.

The Internet Never Forgets: Celebrities Before They Were Famous (TVSquad)

Dudes Freaking Out Over A Tornado (Asylum)

The 13 Most Horrible Firework Accidents (Ranker)

Mortal Kombat: Shyamalan (HolyTaco)

M. Night Shyamalan Acts Like 3D Expert At Variety Summit (FilmDrunk)

The Unsung Heroes Of Halo (Maxim)

Kaeeley Hazell Topless Thailand Beach Photo Shoot NSFW (BarStoolSports)

A Gallery Of 25 Truly Beautiful Celebrity Women (EgoTV)

Ben Affleck Career Assessment (Pajiba)

Working Class Batman (Unreality)

Chuck Norris Themed Hockey Mask (TotalProSports)

41 Freakin' Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes (Smosh)

10 New Mixtapes You Should Know About This Fall (BroBible)

Jessica Simpson's Still Really Fat (CelebJihad)

Gerald Harris To Get Fourth-Straight Octagon Newbie At UFC 123 (CagePotato)

Time To Take Ben Affleck Serious Again?(PopEater)

Jack White's New Triple-Decker Record (MadeMan)