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Here are your Labor Day Weekend links.

10 Movie Trailers That Are Nothing Like The Actual Movies (ModernMan)

Our Favorite Romantic-Comedy Scene Stealers (Moviefone)

He Got Severed! Video Captures Fan Fight At U.S. Open (Asylum)

10 Things Women Can Do That Men Can't (Ranker

25 Pics Of Hot Chicks With Knives (HolyTaco)

Machete? More Like Meh-chete (FilmDrunk)

Eye Candy With Eyepatches (Maxim)

Horribly Disappointing Floyd Mayweather Rant (BarStoolSports)

A Tribute To Girls And Their Guns (EgoTV)

Kiefer Sutherland Career Assessment (Pajiba)

9 Prominent Actors Unexpectedly And Quickly Killed Off In Movies (Unreality)

Nyger Morgan Brawl Is Even More Exciting In Japanese! (TotalProSports)

Machete Star In Every Movie Ever Made (Smosh)

9 Ugly Shirts To Wear At A Party (BroBible)

JWoww Infested With Bed Bugs (CelebJihad)

CP Represents On Hammer Fisted's Latest Podcast (CagePotato)

Montana Fishburne's Further Porn Debut Talk (PopEater)

Volvo C70 T5 Review (MadeMan)