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Here are your weekend links.

Win a Tim Burton Signed Alice in Wonderland Prop (Moviefone)

If the Oscars Were Honest (Asylum)

What if Burton Never Met Depp? (FlickSided)

Brett Favre Talks Retirement, Hannah Montana (PopEater)

FilmDrunk's Guide to the Oscars (FilmDrunk)

Star Wars in the Real World Gallery (Unreality)

Who Knew Golfing Could Be So Painful (TotalProSports)

Sex: Have Your Cake and Eat It Too (Maxim)

10 Fatass Oscar Winners (CelebJihad)

WEC 47 Weigh-Ins Go Smoothly, Now Comes Violence (CagePotato)

10 Best Quotes of 2009 (Pajiba)

Giant Robot Fighting Monsters! (Atom)

Female Pickup Artists (MadeMan)

2011 Shelby Mustang Pace Car (AllLeftTurns)