Distracted by his colorful toy, little Jason wondered right into a Mexican standoff.

Here are today's links:

Dive Bar Bingo (HolyTaco)

Soccer Bully Elizabeth Lambert Suspended Indefinitely (TotalProSports)

Kristy, the Hottest Girl on Facebook? (TheChive)

Jessica Alba Gettin' Belted (FilmDrunk)

The Rain Storm Choir (SuperTremendous)

One-Flick Wonders (Pajiba)

Pictures of Marisa Miller From Her Blog (CelebJihad)

Top 10 Superhero Movies of All Time (Unreality)

Robot Hands Are the Wave of the Future (Asylum)

Where in the World is Jenn Brown? (BustedCoverage)

Flowchart: Should I Buy Her a Drink? (RegretfulMorning)

How to Make Perfect Playlists (MadeMan)

Townley Gets Childress Nationwide Ride (AllLeftTurns)

Brutal Punch Combo End High School Fight (NothingToxic)

Milk Men Mad Men Parody (Atom)