"Yo Patrick Swayze, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish making this nice ashtray or whatever… but Bill Cosby's Ghost Dad was one of the best movies of all time. ONE. OF. THE. BEST. MOVIES. OF. ALL. TIME!" - Kanye West


Here now... are the weekend's Top Kanye-Free Links: 


Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911 (HolyTaco)

The Art Of Dude Landing (FilmDrunk)

30 Amazing Sand Sculptures From Around The World (SuperTremendous)

Pajiba's Fall Movie Preview (Pajiba)

Keeley Hazell's Breasts In Various Swimsuits (CelebJihad)

Bizarre Gallery Of Super Mario Bros. Fan Art (Unreality)

Handwriting Can Give You Away As A Liar (Asylum)

2009 Make 'Em Piss Blood Challenge (BustedCoverage)

Tribute To The Camel Toe (RegretfulMorning)

TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 2 (TotalProSports)

When A Girl Wants You To Love Her (MadeMan)

Why Your Driver Will Lose: Ryan Newman (AllLeftTurns)

Robber Shoots Woman Point Blank In The Face (NothingToxic)

Obama Undercover With A Hat On (Atom)