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10 Best Los Angeles Movies (Moviefone)

Oregon Students Rickroll the Subway (Asylum)

Charlie Sheen Denies Trying to Strongarm 'Men' (PopEater)

25 Sexy 90s Stars (HolyTaco)

Star War Burlesque Show Video (FilmDrunk)

8 Awesome Tarantino Movie Trailer Mashups (Unreality)

There Cheerleaders Love Penis (TotalProSports)

Why Men Cry (Maxim)

Exclusive" Bellator XIII Post-Fight Interviews (CagePotato)

Sophie Monk Goes Swimming in a Cold Pool (CelebJihad)

10 Horrible Haircuts (Smosh)

Steve Carell Career Assessment (Pajiba)

Tiger's Transgressions (Atom)

Manly Packed Lunches (MadeMan)

Subway Fresh Fit 600 Odds (AllLeftTurns)