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Here are your weekend links.

12 Of The Best Local Theaters In America (Moviefone)

The NYC 'Urban Speaker': F**k Da Police! (Asylum)

The 13 Most Evil U.S. Government Experiments On Humans (Ranker)

25 Bizarrely Humiliating Images Of Hitler (HolyTaco)

Dances With Werewolves? Yes, Dances With Werewolves. In 3D. (FilmDrunk)

Weird Sports: Chess Boxing (Maxim)

Now These Are Some F**kin Life-Threatening Tits! (BarStoolSports)

Disturbing Child Beauty Pageant Photos (EgoTV)

Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face Earns You An NC-17 (Pajiba)

"The Wire" Monopoly Really Should Exist (Unreality)

Alyssa Milano Was Born An MLB Ball Bunny (TotalProSports)

Only In Korea Can You Find This (Smosh)

Biggest Lingerie Football League Tackle Ever (BroBible)

Emma Roberts In Her Underwear Pictures (CelebJihad)

Arianny Celeste Naked In Playboy Pics (NSFW) (CagePotato)

Pee-Wee Takes On Manhattan (PopEater)

Smallest Apartment In World For $68,000 (MadeMan)