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Here are your weekend links.

Full Calendar of Movies Named After Holidays (Moviefone)

25 Hot Bartenders (HolyTaco)

25 Hot Female Winter Olympians (TotalProSports)

Porn Stars Name Their Favorite Presidents (Asylum)

Laser Kills Mosquito in Slo-Mo (FilmDrunk)

Nine-Second Knockout of the Day (CagePotato)

Extremely Disturbing Cosplay Photo (Unreality)

What Your Valentine's Gift Really Says About You (Maxim)

Megan Fox's Body Double (CelebJihad)

Best Films Set in the Olympics (Pajiba)

Playboy Mansion Red Carpet Footage (Atom)

How to Start a Brewery (MadeMan)

Daytona 500 Late Odds (AllLeftTurns)