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Here are your weekend links.

'Childrens Hospital' Set Visit With The Hilarious Cast (TVSquad)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' In Order To Get A Girl (Asylum)

The Slushee Cup Contest Winner (HolyTaco)

Jamon, Jamon: A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham (FilmDrunk)

Maxim's Movie Title Translator (Maxim)

Dude Gets Knocked Out With A 7 Pound Dildo (BarStoolSports)

32 Jaw-Dropping Sports Injuries (EgoTV)

You Can't Resist Her, She's In Your Bones (Pajiba)

Green Lantern Costume Is Unreal In A Bad Way(Unreality)

Athlete Loses His Pants While Gambling (TotalProSports)

Sex-Ed In Kindergarten (Smosh)

Top 10 White Trash Movie Girls (BroBible)

Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Big Butt For Attention (CelebJihad)

Hot Russian Girls In Bikinis Invade Ring Girl Casting Shoot (CagePotato)

Writer Sees Parallels In Life And 'The Kids Are All Right' (PopEater)

Man Drives A Volvo 3 Million Miles (MadeMan)