Here are your weekend links.

Six Second Review:'The Switch' (Moviefone)

Crack Dealer Celebrates 13th Birthday In Jail (Asylum)

The 12 Greatest Real-Life Superheroes Of All Time (Ranker)

25 Pictures Of Women Doing Manly Things (HolyTaco)

'Super-Hip' Seattle Pastor Doesn't Like Twilight (FilmDrunk)

It's Beer Fest Season! (Maxim)

Back To School Shaping Up To Be Cool (BarStoolSports)

Classic Comic Book Ads (EgoTV)

Juliette Lewis Career Assessment (Pajiba)

Alternate Ending TO Popular Movies (Unreality)

Give'em Your Balls, Oakland A's Ball Boy Picks Up Chicks (TotalProSports)

3D Movie Revamps We'd Like To See (Smosh)

Justin Bieber Has Sex With A Manatee (CelebJihad)

15 Words For Vagina That Women Hate (BroBible)

Kimbo Slice To Make A Lot Of Money As A Mediocre Boxer (CagePotato)

DJ Marc Mysterio Sues Brandy For Millions (PopEater)

Snoop Dogg Blows U Armored Truck (MadeMan)