The eleven others aren't far behind.

Here are your weekend links.

What to See This Weekend (MovieFone)

Jet Blu Effs With New Yorkers, They Get Pissed (Asylum)

Five Convincing 'Real' Paranormal Cases (Ranker)

25 Clowns You Wouldn't Hire (HolyTaco)

Note to Casting Directors: Hire This Rapist (FilmDrunk)

If TV Show Titles Were Honest (Maxim)

The Ass Kicking Continues Tonight (BarstoolSports)

Five Celebrities That Kind of Owe Us a Playboy Shoot (EgoTV)

A Tour de Force Symphony of Scat (Pajiba)

Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR (Unreality)

30 Sexy Girls Fishing (TotalProSports)

22 Star Wars Pumpkins (Smosh)

Heros and Heathens Square Off for Bro of the Week (BroBible)

Jessica Alba GQ Magazine Pictures (CelebJihad)

Who's On the Chopping Block at UFC 120 (CagePotato)

T.I. Sentenced to 11 Months in Prison for Prison Violation (PopEater)

WhiskeyFest: Your Intro to Whiskey (MadeMan)