Soooo. Pee Wee's bike from Pee Wee's Big Adventure is for sale on eBay. At the suspiciously low price of $9k (at press time), and that price even includes free shipping. Why so low?

Well, at the risk of being a killjoy, there's nothing here that says this bike is official in any way, and my guess is, that's for very good reason. I mean, what kind of monster would take Pee Wee's real bike and dismantle it, even for storage? Francis, that's who.

Also, if this bike has been making the rounds since at least 2010, as the ad states, why does it belong to some dude who works full-time and studies full-time? I mean, shouldn't the Sultan of Brunai or Richard Branson own this?

The truth is, no one really knew what happened to Pee Wee's bike, so odds are, you're getting a crude facsimile, but a facsimile nonetheless. Is it worth $10,000? If you have gullible friends, absolutely it is.