Paul Schneider has steadily built his career up in critically-lauded projects like All The Real Girls, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Lars and the Real Girl, Bright Star,"Parks and Recreation," and Water For Elephants. Naturally, he's poised to take on more lead roles and the next project in his burgeoning career is... Broken Lizard's The Baby Makers.

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Grand Juror at Cannes loses his monocle in shock while his heavyset wife faints.

That's right Paul Schneider will next be seen playing a dude having trouble conceiving a child with his wife, so he recruits the Broken Lizard crew to help rob the sperm bank where he left some jizz many years ago. Watch your back, Jason Bateman. Your unique brand of ejaculate-based comedy is being coopted. (Variety)