Paul Newman Is Dead
To be completely honest, I thought Paul Newman was already dead, but apparently I was wrong since he died of cancer on Friday at his home in Connecticut. He was 83. I'm not going to make any lame salad dressing jokes, because I'm sure you want to save those for the guy in your office who thinks he's really funny but everyone else just thinks he's mentally challenged. Now is usually the part of the post where we list all the things he has done, but if you honestly need someone to tell you who Paul Newman is, you should probably just retire from movie watching all together.