Advice for people looking for work: be David Arquette‘s sister. That guy will totally hire you.Patricia Arquette will star alongside Kacey Barnfield and Abraham Benrubi (“ER”) in director David Arquette‘s Glutton. The film is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome. I hope they adapted the story from that great episode of”The Simpsons” where Homer wears a muumuu. Y’know, they make a lot of “Simpsons” action figures, I wonder– yup, they did.