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Patricia Arquette Somehow Lands Gig In David Arquette Movie
Advice for people looking for work: be David Arquette‘s sister. That guy will totally hire you.
Patricia Arquette will star alongside Kacey Barnfield and Abraham Benrubi (“ER”) in director David Arquette‘s Glutton. The film is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome. I hope they adapted the story from that great episode of”The Simpsons” where Homer wears a muumuu. Y’know, they make a lot of “Simpsons” action figures, I wonder– yup, they did.
Glutton is also being shot in 3D, by the way. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Benrubi plays the morbidly obese lead, Barnfield will play his only friend, who is blind, and in a big stretch, Patricia Arquette will play Benrubi’s sister. It’s the role she’s been auditioning for her entire life. Except for the having to take care of a fat man part. The sister stuff, I assume she’s got down cold. (Variety)
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COMMENTS
June 3, 2011 4:06 pm
Tom NY
Patricia Arquette fans, and there are a lot of them will not appreciate this failed attempt at humor. Did it ever cross your mind that the reason David picked his sister is because she is Beautiful, Talented and capable of playing parts with full range of emotions.
Tom NY
June 3, 2011 4:06 pm
The Artist LEURA NSW
Patricia Arquette is absolutely gorgeous.
I miss not seeing her regularly on the small screen (Medium).
What a strange article this is.
If I was a director and I thought my sister was right for the part, why the hell
wouldn’t I cast her?
Get a life Geoffrey.