Palin Producing Biopic About Herself, Release Date To Unexpectedly Fall Near ’12 Primaries

Wednesday, May 25 by

Ensuring that the HBO Films’ Game Change doesn’t paint her in a negative light, Sarah Palin and her deft cinematic hand of genius are hard at work producing a rival biopic that presumably won’t be as critical of her political career (though it would be kind of funny if she ripped herself apart in her own film).

The project, inexplicably titled Undefeated, aside from being produced by the subject, will be directed by conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon, and will be released in key states before the primaries in 2012. You know, if people didn’t know Palin better, they might jump to the conclusion that this film has self-serving purposes.

Undefeated will be released in both an unrated format and as a PG-13 film, so that all her tween fans will be able to see the film. The unrated format will feature some obscene and graphic anti-Palin sentiments. It’s weird that her feature will focus on the vulgar nature of her critics. Cause, you know, that could have gone either way.

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  1. May 25, 2011 2:45 pm

    Brandt Hardin

    Palin Propoganda Machine is coming to a theater near you!  This makes me wish the rapture had of
    occurred over the weekend.  As reckless
    as Palin is with her mouth, I don’t want to see what she does with a full
    length film.  Sex sells so cross your
    fingers for a nude shower scene!  Mamma
    Grizzly’s rhetoric is predominately negative and continues to lower the world’s
    expectations of our government and society. 
    I was compelled to create a visual commentary about her on my artist’s
    blog at

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