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Olga Kurylenko To Play Smokin’ Hot CIA Agent In ‘Expatriate’
Thursday, April 14 by

The CIA has those, right?

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Sally Field Will Play The Wife Of Non-Vampire Hunting ‘Lincoln’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Field will star opposite Daniel Day-Lewis as The Great Emancipator, and I just realized that particular nickname for President Abraham Lincoln sounds dirty.

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George Clooney To Make Movie About The Bailout, Because That Makes Sense
Wednesday, April 13 by

I wonder if George Clooney gets MSNBC in his dreams.

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MGM Makes Sony Its ‘Bond’ Bitch Once Again
Wednesday, April 13 by

Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.

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Jeff Foxworthy Takes A Redneck-Related Role In A Film!
Wednesday, April 13 by

They prefer “rural-Americans,” Jeff.

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Rourke Will Be A Gay Rugby Player By February
Wednesday, April 13 by

…or so he says.

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Theater Owners Not Thrilled With Studios’ ‘Don’t See Movies In Theaters’ Initiative
Wednesday, April 13 by

This is what theaters will look like on a Friday night if the studios have their way. *shiver*

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Linkin Park Will Be The Guys Screaming Over The ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ End Credits
Wednesday, April 13 by

Sorry, Godsmack. We’ll try to get you on the next one.

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Page And Eisenberg To Talk Incessantly In Woody Allen’s Next Film
Wednesday, April 13 by

Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.

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‘Winter’s Bone’ Band Touring The Nation, Bringing Despair To The Masses
Wednesday, April 13 by

If you ever wanted to see a room of NPR listeners adopt a thousand-yard stare as they pretend to know how hard life can be, this is your chance.

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Justin Lin Will Only Direct A ‘Terminator’ Movie Under Certain Circumstances
Wednesday, April 13 by

Justin Lin needs time to make a decision, OK?

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Hugh Jackman Says No To ‘Snow White’ Sloppy Seconds
Wednesday, April 13 by

Protect your own damn Snow White!!

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Hugh Laurie Is ‘Mr. Pip’, Whatever That Means
Wednesday, April 13 by

This Laurie cat is a pip!

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Mickey Rourke Hilariously “Promotes” ‘Passion Play’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Don’t mince words, Mickey, tell us what you really think.

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‘X-Men: First Class’ Producers Discuss Decade-Hopping Sequels
Wednesday, April 13 by

This story relates to time-travel. Do not read if you are in China.

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Legal Battle Over Superman Very Confusing
Wednesday, April 13 by

This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.

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Bruce Campbell Loves ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Script, Milk
Wednesday, April 13 by

The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.

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Kevin Durand To Run Around With A Walkie-Talkie In ‘Cosmopolis’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.

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Nerdiest News Ever: ‘X2′ Scribe To Adapt ‘Dragonriders Of Pern’
Tuesday, April 12 by

David Hayter wrote ‘Watchmen’ and ‘X2′, but he’s now turning his attention to adapting books with fewer pictures that also inspire sad people to dress-up in convention halls.

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‘Dark Tower’ Grows Bigger, Consuming Writer Mark Verheiden
Tuesday, April 12 by

Mark Verheiden has penned everything from “Battlestar Galactica” to Superman comics. He’ll be teaming with Akiva Goldsman on the NBC series that’s just one part of a big, giant thing.

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Paul Haggis And Michael Mann Attempt To Take Gold Prospectors Seriously
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Mann and Paul Haggis have gone crazy with gold fever, because they’re packaging a movie called ‘Gold’ as a possible directing vehicle for Mann.

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‘American Idiot’ To Become Yet Another Thing: A Movie?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.

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‘Green Lantern’ Hits New Low (Voice) With Michael Clarke Duncan?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

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Ghostface Highly Recommends Nico Tortorella For ‘Odd Thomas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?

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Who’s The Best Person To Play ‘The Crow’? Duh. Bradley Cooper
Tuesday, April 12 by

In my mind at least, The Crow has always been a really handsome preppy guy with insane abs.

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‘Oblivion’ Might Find A Rebound Studio And Actor In Universal And Cruise
Tuesday, April 12 by

They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Undo The Past Two Years With Anderson’s Scientology Film
Tuesday, April 12 by

Joaquin Phoenix can play “drunk weirdo” in his sleep, as this picture demonstrates. Maybe his recent behavior was him just prepping.

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Bale And Penn To Really Play Up The Gravitas In ‘The Last Photograph’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Sean Penn will probably not look like this for his role as an ex-special forces operative. But it would be cool if he did.

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Rufus Sewell Is The Big Bad In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

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Wachowskis, Hanks, And Tykwer Unite Forces For ‘Cloud Atlas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

If the Wachowskiscan get gold from Keanu Reeves, they should be able to get enriched uranium from Tom Hanks.