Nature will end us all.
East Coast Earthquakes?
Move over Run DMC and Aerosmith.
Do not want.
You know, the guy from the movie.
For those of you who weren’t paying attention the first time around.
First footage of the video game movie wowed everyone at D23.
Maybe ‘Conan: The Help’ would have done better.
Dinosaurs, and that’s just the first one.
I think Ridley and Tony’s mom sat them down last night and said she wanted to see more remakes from her boys.
He must really love Shark Week.
Jackie Chan is dead again…
He’s really inspired by the early works of Ridley Scott.
Don’t act so surprised. Gerard Depardieu does what Gerard Depardieu wants.
I’m going to suspend disbelief that Stiller, Vaughn, and Hill could save us from anything.
Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.
Dear God, I hope he channels Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’ for this one.
They noticed him in those AT&T commercials and couldn’t pass on this upstart actor.
If one shoots the other, it’s technically suicide.
Oh, so THAT’s what this is about.
His expertise lies predominately in Shaq-fiction, Shaq noir, and Shaqumentary filmmaking.
Tara Reid will not be in attendance.
He should have been more careful with his Social Security #.
Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.
It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.
It’s rude to stare, Brad.
If he survives ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.
He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.
His foot will make first contact with their faces.
Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.