In ‘Horns’, LaBeouf will play a guy who wakes up from a night of heavy drinking with a pair of horns growing from his head. I’ve had worse hangovers.
Hang on tight, cause we’re about to hit a new low.
The star of ‘Taken’ may not be back to reprise his role in ‘Taken 2′. Maybe sequel co-writer/producer Luc Besson will kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter until he says “yes?”
They expect the author of the book to best understand the material? Preposterous!
Tommy Lee Jones has emerged as the front runner to hate the living crap out of Meryl Streep in Great Hope Springs.
The enemy of my antihero is my…*head explodes*
Columbia Pictures has picked up the rights to Joshua Foer’s just released memoir Moonwalking with Einstein: The Art and Science of Remembering Everything. So you have no excuse for missing my birthday ever again, DAD!!
In honor of March Madness madness, the suave gentleman over at Modern Man have put together an Ultimate Action-Hero Showdown bracket.
The cast of ‘American Pie’ is reuniting for another sequel. They were all available.
There have been some changes over there at old man Joseph Kosinski’s Oblivion.
You’ll laugh so hard you’ll forget how hot she is!
MGM doesn’t care about North Koreans.
They can’t all be ‘Point Break’.
Woodsboro realtors are going to have a hard time flipping all these new “murder houses.”
As Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat instruct us: opposites attract.
The ‘Jackass’ star has backed out of the Farrelly Brothers’ reboot of ‘The Three Stooges’, but may become an official mustache rider instead.
She will direct the film adaptation of Liz Tuccillo’s book ‘How to Be Single’ for New Line, which is one of those multi-story movies like ‘Valentine’s Day’ (groaaaan).
Science tells us that the immense popularity of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ was bound to inspire a film called ‘Revenge of the Jocks’ sooner or later.
The Queen of the Malfunctioning Wardrobe scored a 1-picture deal with Lionsgate. I want to know how nasty it will be.
What would get primarily indie filmmaker Richard Linkletter to helm a big budget remake of ‘The Incredible Mr. Limpet’? I’m guessing millions of dollars in worms.
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D will not suffer a lack of continuity.
America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.
He’s shaping up that sloppy mess of a body.
Men In Black III has suffered it’s first casualty. The topsy-turvy production schedule has caused Manny from Quiet On The Chef Gourmet Catering to leave the project. He’s reportedly upset to have to jump ship but he’s got to pay his bills. Alec Baldwin is also leaving.
The ‘Rango’ director is getting creepy on Starz.
Tom Hanks has signed up to play a great man with integrity. In other breaking news, the sky is blue.
The team behind Sucker Punch has turned confusing audiences into an art.
The gorgeous ‘Mad Men’ actress, in the most challenging role of her life, will have to act like she loves Brendan Fraser.
“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”
The script for the upcoming Sam Cooke biopic, has been completed. Now, who wants to direct it?